Saturday, December 17, 2011

Hey Santa! I wish I was Thumbelina!

This has to be the worst Children's Christmas movie ever made.

Santa and The Ice Cream Bunny starts off very awkwardly. Elves (children in elf costumes) are singing with no music playing in the background. After making toys and singing terribly, one of the kiddie elves looks outside and sees Santa's reindeer roaming around alone. Santa is missing but luckily we find out he's not. He's just in Florida. Sitting in his sled. Hot. Alone. Santa apparently can't leave because his reindeer left him and his sled won't work without em. Santa then calls children around Florida to help him find a replacement animal to get the sled working. None of the animals work, so Santa stuck there with children and all, tells them a story about a girl who wishes to be Thumbelina. After that very, very, very long story, the stupid Ice Cream Bunny shows up in a fire truck to take Santa back to the North Pole. The End.

Now that you read that rambling, you won't have to watch the movie. I just saved you time from watching this crap. If you do want to watch it, drink plenty of alcohol and/or surf the web at the same time. This movie sucks. It's not "so bad it's good", it's just plain crappy. Seriously! 1/10.