Sunday, February 6, 2011

Tatiana (The Most Beautiful Woman In The World) Vs. Wannabe Freddy Krueger

In Pesadilla Fatal (aka "Fatal Nightmare"), a beautiful blind girl named Marisol (played by the beautiful Tatiana) loses her father in a such a fucked up way; a psycho wearing finger knives like Freddy Krueger hacks him up into little pieces! After that terrible murder committed by the Freddy Krueger wannabe, more people get killed and poor blind Marisol starts being stalked by this Freddy Krueger wannabe! Crazy, huh!!!??!?!?!?!

Pesadilla Fatal is a pretty damn interesting Mexican slasher flick. It's mysterious, it's creepy, somewhat sexual, and super fuckin' cheesy. Now what I did not like about this movie was the killer's identity and the motive for the killings... The killer's Identity is no secret really since this character always leaves whenever Marisol is left home alone! As for the motive for these killings.. Pfh!! Too religious! Too dumb as well! No Me Gusta! ( I don't like this!)

Now what made me love this movie so much (despite the killer being lame as fuck) was the leading actress Tatiana.... Who is Tatiana you ask? Remember Vacaciones De Terror 2? She was the girl in the movie that sang "Chicos, Chicos", a song that annoyed me at first but then after months of thinking about Tatiana, I began to fall in love with her & her music. Tatiana is so beautiful. Tatiana is so talented. Tatiana is so kind & so gentle. Ah, Tatiana.... Why are you so perfect? And why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

I really love this movie, but not as much as I love Tatiana. I really, really, really, really love TatianaI want to be her man. I want to be her hero. I.... I..... I..... I long to see the sunlight in her hair... Tell her time & time again how much I care...... Sometimes I feel my heart will overflow....... Hello Tatiana.... I've just got to let you know.... Cause I wonder where you are & I wonder what you do (other than sing)..... Are you somewhere feeling lonely? Or is some other chico loving you? Tatiana, please tell me how to win your heart, for I haven't got a clue...... 9/10.

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