Sunday, January 30, 2011

Let's go to the Swap Meet.

We all love the Swap Meet, right? Oh yeah. Imagine if there was a whorehouse on wheels at the Swap Meet? That would be awesome, huh? Well no, because that would never happen and this movie doesn't really have that, but yet IMDb says it does. Well, Let me tell what the movie is really about.

Swap Meet is about some teenagers joy riding on a "borrowed" car, after joy riding they go to the swap meet for the hell of it. When they arrive, they talk to chicks, mess with a snooty rich guy (he's the bad guy of the movie), the snooty rich guy gets pissed off so he has a couple of white trash weirdos to mess with the "borrowed" car. Then the car gets a nasty dent, the teens need to get it fixed immediately but have no cash for that, so they decide to sell junk at the swap meet!! When they fail to sell anything, they decide to open a "brothel" in a van and use their chick friends as hookers! Well actually, it's just a scam. A fucked up scam (poor Superstar!). After the "brothel" is closed down by the swap meet owner, we just see randomness and sexy mischief happening with the teens, the swap meet manager and his hooker girlfriend doing weird stuff (like living at the Drive-In!), there's also mexicans being cooky, something about stolen cars and uhhh... Danny DeVito being weird. Yeah...... Oh! And some kid on a skateboard keeps crashing into things at the Swap Meet.

As random as it is, it's not a bad movie, it's just not I was expecting. Still though, Swap Meet is pretty original and fun. Watch it or be square. 6/10.

1 comment:

Darsh said...

Nice find. I've been wanting to see this ever since it was reviewed in Shock Cinema a hundred years ago.