Wednesday, March 31, 2010

"Hot Chili", Raunchy Teen Sex Comedy That Takes Place In Mexico!

So what do you get when you mix a Mexican Resort, Bubba from Mama's Family, David from Last American Virgin, two other horny teenagers, raunchy and wacky situations with hot chicks? Hot Chili of course! This rare and cheesy teen sex comedy was lots of fun, why isn't this on DVD? better yet why is the VHS tape so damn hard to find? Anyways let's get down to business.

So the movie is about these 4 goofy and horny teenagers that get jobs at this Mexican Resort, they're aren't too excited til they get there and see lots of attractive ladies but they end up having to stay in a Horse stable which is completely lame. So they start working at the resort and already fall in lust with some of the female guests, they get into crazy mischief then it turns into Last American Virgin for like 20 minutes or so which is very odd and "meh", but this isn't just about the 4 guys, the family of one of the guys come to stay over at the resort and they also get into crazy mischief (sexual, oh did I forget to mention it was sexual? hmm). So through out the whole movie it's pure cheesy 80's sex comedy fun, there's also a bitchin' soundtrack too but there's no sign of an LP or cassette or anything :( So that's a bummer big time. So if you're in the mood for a rare 80's sex comedy then check this one out. 7/10.

Sunday, March 28, 2010

"Son of Ingagi", the first horror flick with an all black cast.

Son of Ingagi is about this newlywed couple that inherit a home that use to belong to an old Mad Doctor Woman, the Doctor was killed by this Missing Link beast that she brought from Africa, of course it's her own fault, she was making some sort of potion that is suppose to be deadly, the beast drinks and it makes him go mad. The rest of the movie goes along with the beast waking up from it's cage, starts murdering people quietly in the house then at night he kills the Mad Doctor Woman's brother. It's not a long movie so don't expect a lot of filler and talk, it's a very entertaining horror flick from the 40's, the film has nothing to do with the notorious fake documentary from 1930 "Ingagi" but it was given the title "Son of Ingagi" for attention I guess. Anyways, the film is pretty fun and it's interesting to see the first ever horror flick with an all black cast, it's filmed very well. Check it out! 7/10. Watch It For Free on the Internet Archive! Click Here to Watch

Saturday, March 27, 2010

"Don't Look In The Basement" because there's dead bodies down there!

Here we have another S.F. Brownrigg flick dealing with psychopaths and sexual overtones, this is his first movie and I must say it's probably his best right next to Scum of the Earth.

Well the movie is about this nurse by the name of Charlotte that gets a job at a home for the mentally ill, she was promised a job by Dr. Stephens, of course the Doctor gets brutally murdered by one of the patients so Dr. Geraldine Masters takes over as the head person of the home. She's a bit strange and she doesn't really want Charlotte to work there but she lets her anyway. So Charlotte begins her new job and I must say she really has a tough job, the patients there scare her quite often, most of them have bad pasts dealing with War, love, family and all that. There's more issues with this new job of Charlotte's, Dr. Masters seems to not want company over, she doesn't really want the phone person to fix the line and claims the home is private which really isn't, the phone person gets killed by a patient that's very lovesick and one of the patients gets her tongue cut out, now things seems more odd than they were before huh? Oh and I forgot to mention that after Dr. Stephens gets killed, a patient that imagines her baby doll is real murders the nurse for having it in her room (of course she didn't steal the doll, someone put it there on purpose). 

The movie has a lot of odd characters, brutal murders, creepy music, scary setting and a very dark and lonely mood but that's how most of Brownrigg's films are which makes it pretty creepy. The film is quite interesting and it took me years to finally watch it, I remember seeing the DVD a lot at this Swamp Meet I would go to but never thought of checking it out, then there's a Ramones song, a trailer that shows it was double billed with Last House on the Left. So finally last year I picked up a copy and I liked it a lot. If you want to see Scum of the Earth then check this one out first. 8/10. 

Thursday, March 25, 2010

"Mom and Dad", The Ultimate Sex Education Film.

"Mom and Dad" is the highest grossing movie of the 40's, John Waters loves it and talks about it in his one man show "This Filthy World", it's also very graphic but in a non-perverse way. It's an educational film really but it's labeled as exploitation film due to it's controversial marketing.
 Beware! spoilers!

Well the movie is about this chick named "Joan", she's your average 1940's chick, her mom is very strict and has old fashioned beliefs, her dad is alright and her brother too, thing is, she doesn't know much about the facts of life so she's an absolute wreck later on when she finds out she's pregnant. Well let's start off from the beginning.

Joan meets this older dude at a dance, he starts talking to her and she gets quite fond of him. They go out, have a couple of drinks, they park at a wooded area where they have sexual intercourse. Joan feels dirty now, she's also very confused by the "bad" thing she's done, she asks her mom for "hygiene" books but the dumb broad says no and that she's way too young to know about those things. Days go by and Joan finds out that the older dude she was with has died, she also finds out that she's in "trouble" (trouble = pregnant). She tries to commit suicide but lives, her brother upset about the situation goes to a former teacher that use to teach sex education at the high school for help. The teacher talks to the parents and tells em how dumb they are (not literally but something like that) for not teaching their daughter Joan the facts of life and all that stuff, later on he's asked to teach the subject again at school, he says yes and gets help from a hospital. From there we see films about Menstrual Periods, how a fetus is made, we also see a child being born. Then we see a film about sexual transmitted diseases (STD as teens call it today) and it's quite graphic too but again it's very informative and not meant to be perverted or gross. Then after that we find out (not mentioned but intended) that Joan has given birth to a stillborn baby and that she's well after the incident. So yeah, that's pretty much it. It's an interesting movie and very educational, however the promotion for the movie made it out as an exploitation film so it wasn't really seen as an educational movie back then I guess but today it really does seem like an old school scare film but one with real and informative stuff too. Anyway, it's an interesting movie and if you're into films like "Marihuana" and"Reefer Madness" then this is one to check out. 7/10.

Warning: The screenshots below are quite graphic so prepare to see VD infected bodies and a baby being born.